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  • demon: i possessed you
  • me: get the fuck out
  • demon: damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...
  • me: shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit
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kalories:

no one wants to fertilize my eggs we can stop with the monthly foolishness

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the-time-goddess-of-221b:

pandaofmanyfandoms:

I CANT BREATHE

This whole movie was one giant pun

(Source: tumboy)

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guy:

when u give ur phone to someone to look at a pic and they keep scrolling

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iggyazaleasss:

sitting in math like

image

(Source: plastic-tit)

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brentd1919:

Yes!!!!!

brentd1919:

Yes!!!!!

(Source: togifs)

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(Source: togifs)

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(Source: dopeybeauty)

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mr-egbutt:

seifukucat:

eating clocks is really time consuming

especially when you go back for seconds

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(Source: biscuitprince)

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